After twenty cups of tea...



holy fuck 


life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.

(Source: ellsworthsmelly)

send me something yummy~


melon - my first impression of you

peach - what i like most about your blog

vanilla - what i like most about you

lilac - why / how i started following you

orange - my opinion of you now and our status

coconut - a blog that reminds me of yours

plum - a song that reminds me of you / your blog

sweet pea - would i go out with you

strawberry - i secretly think… 

mango - anything you want me to answer about you 

(Source: tamagopng)



Never forget.

/Exit Pursued by the Avatar/

okay i really need to stop being really impulsive cuz its making me do stupid shit

300 minions is a lot

300 minions is a lot

I understood the reference in your url



*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

Click here for other Avengers comics

so my mother was just joking about how if i dont go do my homework i wont be able to afford to go to concerts cuz i’ll get bad grades and wont get a good job after college and i just started crying and i think she realizes she cant joke about that now. cuz i actually worry about this always


Daily dose of love quotes here


Daily dose of love quotes here


I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

also i swear i made eye contact with pete wentz although it probably didnt happen i swear i did


Being good to each other is so important, guys.


alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”


(( If you’re awake and should be asleep, clap your haaaands!!! ))